Thursday, August 07, 2008

Fun Times...

Fun times are when I bash actors and actresses...so welcome to episode 2!!! Ya like I promised it is Abhishek Bachchan...ya AB's very own useless flab-filled baby.

First off dude is born with a silver spoon...now he also belongs to the so-called "first family of Bollywood..." ya right, first family my foot...that will be another blog ok...for now lets focus on chubby baby here...

Fatso started off with a pakao movie "Refugee," where for the first time in the history of Indian movies the heroine got the cake and walked away with it leaving our looser Motu standing alone...but he did not give up...we should all give credit to his perseverance because he went on to do a dozen or so movies that did not see anyone visiting the theaters for and the producers started to cry...but they could not do much about it because dumbass is AB's son...now who would want to get on the wrong side of AB other than SRK of course!!!

Anyways...so finally Yuva happened...ya, our very own Mani Ratnam decided to cast flabby-dabby for the role of Lallan...he really suited the role...he was fat, ugly, and I guess that helped carry the part naturally...and he won a film fare award too...

Ok...here is my logic, if you gave a monkey as many chances as you did with Paunchy-Taunchy here, I am sure it also will learn to act and what is worse is that it will act better than "Mr. Can't shake my leg..."


After Yuva, again...he did a string of boring movies and was lost in the shadows of John Abraham and Hrithik Roshan in The Dhooms...was fighting to get footage in Sarkar against his dad and Kay Kay and then finally making Ramu a family friend got himself a better part in the sequel...Not to forget his special appearances in several movies, which seems to be the norm of the day...probably he should just be called a "Specialist in Special Appearances" actor...

He got lost in Bluffmaster and Dus with others doing a better job than him...and the only reason you noticed him was because of his height and his oodles of fat...and last but definitely not the least...my favorites...GURU!!! For those who liked the movie...sorry...I am really sorry...what a pakao story that was...I should say though...the last part of the movie where he had to look fat with a potbelly and all that...well, that suited him the best...they should probably give national award for that...he carried it off like he did it everyday...oh! wait! It is Abhi we are talking about...sorry...he does carry a potbelly...

What is worse...now both hubby and wifey (ASH) who will be one of my future targets are all set to hug, cry, and fight together on screen and make our lives more miserable and torture us...Probably I should just stop watching Hindi movies in which they cast the entire Bachchan Family together...CLAUSTROPHOBIC!

Wait up for my next target...

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